Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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