Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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