I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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