i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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