I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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