nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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