thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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