Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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