she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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