who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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