these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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