Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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