like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's the barista slut.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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