M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am one with the molecules
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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