hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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