Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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