Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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