I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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