Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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