Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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