none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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