We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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