I'm really into asian looking animals
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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