It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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