If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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