Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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