Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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