I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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