I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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