I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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