I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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