Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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