you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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