I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
These tits shall not be calmed
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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