Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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