I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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