I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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