Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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