ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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