Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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