btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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