Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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