She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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