Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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