We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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