Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i now understand why vodka
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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