Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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