Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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