Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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