what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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