I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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