So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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