What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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