i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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